In what political analysts are already calling “the most generous offer since free Wi-Fi at campaign rallies,” former Vice President Atiku Abubakar has reportedly promised Peter Obi a “very juicy” role as Special Adviser on Media—on the condition that Obi throws his full support behind his presidential ambition.
Sources close to the development say the offer was made during a high-level meeting that included tea, light refreshments, and what insiders described as “heavy persuasion and even heavier promises.”
According to a leaked memo (printed on what appears to be campaign letterhead), the role would include:
- Posting motivational quotes every Monday
- Debunking rumors before they trend
- Replying “fake news” to at least 12 tweets daily
- Occasionally reminding Nigerians that “help is on the way”
A senior aide to Atiku Abubakar explained, “We believe Peter Obi has shown exceptional skill in managing public perception, especially among young people who have Wi-Fi and strong opinions.”
When contacted, Peter Obi neither confirmed nor denied the offer but was seen calculating the cost of fuel, rice, and political dignity on a small notepad. He reportedly asked, “Will this role come with a budget, or just vibes and hashtags?”
Political observers say the move signals a new era in Nigerian politics, where traditional alliances may now be negotiated with job titles that sound important but require mostly tweeting and occasional press statements.
Meanwhile, Nigerians on social media have reacted with a mix of confusion and comedy. One user wrote, “So after all the campaign stress, you now want to make him social media manager? Just add ‘with data subscription’ and seal the deal.”
Another commented, “Next thing, they’ll offer Minister of WhatsApp Broadcast and Director-General of Forwarded As Received.”
As the political drama unfolds, analysts say one thing is certain: in a country where every role is “strategic,” the only real question is whether the position comes with official car, security detail, and—most importantly—unlimited data.
At press time, both camps were said to be “continuing discussions,” while Nigerians waited patiently for the next episode of Game of Polls: Coalition is Coming.
