Breaking News: A Nigerian Emerges as The New Ayatollah of the Islamic Republic of Iran
TEHRAN – The Iranian Assembly of Experts announced this morning that Chief (Dr.) Chinedu Al-Bakare, a 54-year-old serial entrepreneur and part-time “Chief Launcher” from Onitsha, has been officially sworn in as the new Ayatollah of the…
Job Opening: Iran Advertises Ayatollah Role With $1m Daily Salary, “Short But Impactful Career Path Guaranteed”
The Islamic Republic of Iran has officially opened applications for the role of Supreme Ayatollah to the general public – no prior experience required, just “strong leadership qualities and a healthy relationship with destiny.” This comes amid…
Iran Offers Trump and Netanyahu Joint Nobel Peace Prize and Unlimited Free Oil in Bold Bid to End War
TEHRAN — In a bold new diplomatic initiative, the Iranian regime has reportedly offered a joint Nobel Peace Prize and unlimited free oil to U.S. President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in what officials describe as “the…
Breaking: Iran’s New Supreme Leader Says He’ll Wear Hijab to Avoid Being Recognised by Enemies
TEHRAN — Iran’s newly appointed supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, has reportedly announced that he will begin wearing a hijab and full niqab during public appearances in order to avoid being recognised and targeted by hostile nations. The decision comes…