Breaking News: Adolf Hitler Reportedly Dead
In a shocking development that has stunned absolutely no one with access to a history book, reports emerging from Europe indicate that former German leader Adolf Hitler has reportedly died. Sources close to the situation say the controversial dictator,…
Federal Government Moves to Regulate BBL as “National Security Concern”
In response to the rising number of failed Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) procedures among “hot and sexy Nigerian ladies,” the Federal Government has announced plans to establish a new regulatory body to oversee and control the booming backside enhancement…
World Powers Agree to Use Eco-Friendly Weapons for World War III
Say conflict must now comply with global sustainability targets In what diplomats are calling a “historic step for climate responsibility,” leaders of the world’s most heavily armed nations have reportedly agreed that the upcoming World War III…
Power Minister Apologises for Outages, Says Every Nigerian Will Get a Free Hand Fan
In an emotional address broadcast live on national television last night — powered, ironically, by a loud, smoke-belching diesel generator — the Honourable Minister of Power tendered what many are calling “the most sincere non-apology apology of the…
Nigeria Vows to Support Iran with Made in Nigeria Weapons
In a bold move that has left military analysts worldwide scratching their heads and reaching for their history books on medieval warfare, the Nigerian government has officially pledged full support to Iran in its ongoing conflict against the United…
My Application Letter for A Pilot Job After An Intensive 3 Days Online Flight Training
Dear HR, I hope this letter finds you at very safe cruising altitude. I write to express my humongous interest in the Pilot position in your reputable and international airline company, Dream and Cruise Airways. Firstly, let me assure you, I have been…
From Insults to Embassies: Reno & FFK Discover the Diplomatic Power of “Sorry Sir”
In what political analysts are calling “the fastest ideological U-turn,” former presidential critics Reno Omokri and Femi Fani‑Kayode have reportedly been rewarded with ambassadorial appointments after years of publicly roasting Bola Ahmed Tinubu like…
Lagos Set to Install Giant Air-Fresheners in Major Streets to Combat Odour
In a bold move to silence the growing chorus of complaints from frustrated Lagosians about the city’s terrible odor, the Lagos State Government has announced a groundbreaking solution: the installation of giant industrial air fresheners along major…